One of our readers knows a guy who knows a guy who has a friend who is a police officer, and through this chain, we have received a copy of the form used in many police stations around the country in use-of-force situations. This is what that form looks like.
I would not have expected such brutal honesty, but then again, no form of police brutality should surprise me at this point. Also, if you are a cop, that was not a challenge. Please stand down and go have a nice nap in your squad car. Not that I wanna pay you to sleep, but it is better than paying for the the alternative.