I Am A Keyboard Warrior Against the Police State and Proud of It

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Design a killer Keyboard Warrior logo and I might get it tattooed on myself. (Joshua)
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Nary an earthly rotation occurs whence the titular designation ‘keyboard warrior’ is not thrust upon yours truly by some poor, confused meathead living in a bygone era. Woven within this accusatory label is the highly illogical inference that the systems of communication technologies are not a valid method of creating and affecting positive change in the real world outside our monitors. Thusly, it is expected by these cave people that I should be ashamed of my inclinations to seek a better world through communications technologies. Nothing, in fact, could be further from the truth. Not only is my method increasingly effective and a source of pride in my own efforts, but those who think being a Keyboard Warrior is invalid are going to have a very difficult time adjusting to a future that arrives with exponentially increasing rapidity.

For comparison sake, let me show you a few sentences that illustrate the futility of such thinking.

  • “Jared is a scroll warrior, which is to say he thinks that somehow the written word will ever be more powerful than the oral traditions we have grown historically accustomed to.”
  • “Elise is a refrigerator warrior who is so ignorant about the primacy and righteousness of the icebox that she foolishly thinks an electrically cooled container will actually keep her food preserved properly.”
  • “Jean-Pierre is one of these silly ass musket warriors who thinks this new technology will someday take the place of good old-fashioned swords and arrows.”

Do you see yet how ridiculous this line of thinking is? As a logical premise, the idea that new technologies are incapable of becoming more powerful than old ones, is patently absurd and fool-headed.

Besides this, the warriors of all types, all throughout history, have been forged in beliefs and ideas. The world they fought in, for or against was one created by ideas and beliefs, whether their own or those of their environment. The contents of the human mind always precede the actions of the physical body. If one wishes to maximum the effectiveness of physical reality they must begin with strong ideologies and beliefs that make it all possible.

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The keyboard is connected to the computer which is connected to a world-wide-web of information being accessed by more human beings every single day. It should therefore stand to reason that the keyboard, since it becomes the conduit by which the ideologies of humans are forged, stands as the most potent and powerful weapon in human history to date. Information and the ability to disseminate it are the most powerful tool in history and a modern technology which does so more efficiently than ever before has created a weapon more powerful than any before.

Bullets can tear through the hearts of men. Bombs can level their cities. But information can rebuild them. The weapons of destruction are weak, as they work only in one direction. Yet ideas can create and destroy, which makes them the most potentially powerful implement at the disposal of human beings. The keyboard is the device by which that potential can be released to do its work in the ‘real world’.

When my detractors speak as though my use of information technologies is some impotent activity, they are either very stupid or very afraid. Those who would have you depend on them use information to insert in us the false belief that only physical force and aggressive violence are the only effective means of accomplishing ones goals. That misinformation is far more powerful than that violence, because without it the violence itself would be buried beneath better ideas. The people implanting these ideas wish to have a monopoly on power and control over all human activities. So far they have used violence where their ideas have failed, which shows how weak their ideas are. New beliefs and ideologies are being birthed alongside this new age of information that will out-compete such foolish haphazard thinking. New ideas will not only replace the old ideas about the supremacy of aggression and violence, they will also replace the acts themselves.

The world ahead is one in which information will be more powerful than any weapon or army ever to exist. It is already being exploited by people like myself who wish to topple other obsolete paradigms, not by changing the physical world through destructive force, but by replacing those archaic ideas with fresh new ones.

Likewise, the police state will not be ended by breeding bigger wolves who watch the wolves who watch the sheep. It will be ended when the sheep learn to work together and use their resources not just to protect themselves from one another, but to chase off the wolves, who were always the greater danger to them. Police will not stop killing people because the people or the police kill police who kill people. They will stop doing so because their services will have been rendered obsolete by people who replaced them through creativity and innovation. The police state will fall from the double-edged sword of their own false ideologies combined with the superior new ones that will replace them. And those ideas will likely be typed out on a keyboard and shared with others who will help to improve and implement them. The keyboard will be the crux by which both criminals of the private or public service sectors are fought and beaten.

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Aggressive force is becoming a meaningless endeavor and those who cling to it are stuck in the past and living a lie. It is not police or the military or anyone brandishing deadly force on behalf of the state who are the future of humanity. It is those who replace them with something less distasteful to human morals and sensibilities who are our future. And right now these new warriors are striking down the enemy one letter, word, sentence, paragraph, etc. at a time they and their foolish supporters clutch at that which is dying before them. There is no honor in victory through tragedy. Those who will change the world now held hostage by brutes and imbeciles will do it not one bullet, but rather, one keystroke at a time.

So in the future, as me and my keyboard are whupping the ass of you ideological has-beens, please refrain from ironically using your keyboard to type fighting words at me. You can’t believe how stupid that looks and what it actually says about you to the smart people who will make an real difference in our present and future world. Besides, it is not even an insult, as you so foolishly believe it to be.

I am a Keyboard Warrior and proud of it.

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  • Common Sense

    I can see someone’s been bingeing on some Star Trek.

  • kpsmith

    Perhaps you are a bit full of yourself. Oh well, confidence is a good thing I guess.

  • $uperficial

    Skate park shooting video won’t be released
    Mom sues to make park shooting video public


  • t

    Ha ha

    Dude….you aren’t that much of a warrior.
    As many CBrrs have pointed out to you…you generally degrade any good in to”the cause” because of your fundamental lack of honesty.

    But beyond that is just your basic lack of understand of yourself.
    You seem to be proud to be labeled a warrior. One with strong beliefs. Yet you mick and cower from others with strong beliefs and idealogies

    Because if that lack of honesty and your genuine inability to get it that others have rights and are allowed to have a different opinion then yours.

    You are one of the LOUDEST voices for the “only my rights matter” ideal.
    But the flaw in that thinking is…you and the CBers think that you have the right to force others to accept you, to listen to you, to make them let you force yourself upon them.

    To you…the only thing that matters is you.
    And that gives me job security. Because to those that live in a civil society…what you think are your “rights” don’t matter at all.

  • t

    Dude…you guys have got to get past this goofy motion that “shot in the back” means someone else did something wrong. Cowards run away shooting all the time.
    Autopsies are but 1 price of a puzzle

  • mobooz
  • $uperficial

    Even if this one case involved a running shooter, that still wouldn’t change the facts that police murder more Americans than the terrorists, give us a prison population bigger than communist China, and actively violate the 4th Amendment American soldiers have given limb, lives and minds to preserve.

  • JC

    Another pathetic fantasy story by hotchkin the teletubbie. You can be dumpy-teletubbie.

  • mobooz

    Oh right, China, bastion of human rights. Maybe communism ain’t so bad?

    How many prisoners did they execute last year? By how much do you think the official count is under-reported? Maybe their prison population is so low because the firing squad keeps the rest of the plebs in line.

  • MrEFQ

    Did they turn this into a satire website?

  • Common Sense

    ha ha +3

  • Common Sense

    Notice how many in the US are flocking to China after they renounce their citizenship, you know, cause its such tyranny here.

  • Common Sense
  • Mason

    Martin Luther and the authors of the Federalist Papers would have been called keyboard warriors.

  • CopApologistsSuck

    Nothing good about that.

  • CopApologistsSuck

    Another unrelated cop block article from Dumbass JSH, I think you want people to be pissed off at you why else would you be going the fanatic direction.

  • CopApologistsSuck

    hahaha even the copsucker’s aren’t impressed with the article.

  • t



    “Murder” is a wholly wrong term.
    Let’s look at the trifecta of big lies: Brown, Crawford, Rice.
    All 3 are now dead.
    NONE of them were murdered.

    And therein lies your problem. If you think they were murdered….dispute overwhelming evidence that they clearly were not…there’s not much I can really help,you,with.
    That same thinking is applicable to your…nonsensical comment about the 4th Amendment. You’re not liking it….doesn’t mean it’s a violation.
    Court case…both criminal and civil argue out over that everyday. Rarely do the police lose, because we don’t get it wrong.

    So….I guess all I can really say is NOPE.

  • DeadPigGoodPig


  • DeadPigGoodPig

    Unfortunately words will not take weapons away from those whose hands will use them. The only way to truly stop a violent person is to take their head off. Certain parts of society will never come to live in a peaceful society, you gotta understand that violence is the coin of the relm. Humans will never be a peaceful species not unless they change critical markers in their genome.

  • Pw4x3r

    Really? You’re still fucking alive? You’ve been gone for like 10 days and no one has even noticed. I was hoping you finally walked off a bridge. Figures even you would fuck that up. Shit. Alternatively, I was also hoping some law enforcement agency told you to stay the fuck away from this website, since you file so many [fake] threat reports from here all the time.

  • copblock18017

    submit it to copblock.org/submit

  • copblock18017

    once again great article lost on the minds of the know it all commenters. killer bro! had me cheering one word at a time!

  • $uperficial

    I’ve submitted them multiple times and never seen them posted.

  • ThirtyOneBravo ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Hotch… Hotch, Hotch, Hotch. You’re no keyboard warrior. You don’t even qualify as a keyboard whiner. You’re too impotent to rouse any kind of action whatsoever. There’s nothing about you or the THC soaked words you type that can motivate the masses into any action but for laughter. Try adding some truth to your stories and take out the feels.

    So no, you’re no warrior at all.

  • Yankeefan

    Court case…both criminal and civil argue out over that everyday. Rarely do the police lose, because we don’t get it wrong.
    Really? Do you ever read what the courts put out besides your precious bright line rules from SCOTUS?

  • Jacob H. L. Murphy

    Do they let anybody write “articles” on here now?

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