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Fort Lauderdale Police Issued Parking Tickets to Car With Dead Man Inside it for Four Days

December 7, 2016 Kelly W. Patterson 2541 Views broward county, Broward County Courthouse, Carolyn White, Civil rights, copblock, copblock.org, Federal Highway, fl, Florida, fort lauderdale, Harassment, illegal parking, Isuzu, Jacob Morpeau, Justice System, kelly patterson, Kevin McGoey, Kevin's Bail Bonds, meter maid, no victim no crime, not the onion, Parking Citation, parking enforcement officer, parking meter, police, revenue generation, Savor Cinema, Southeast Sixth Street, SUV

For four days, Jacob Morpeau’s dead body sat inside an SUV on a Fort Lauderdale street and during that time

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When Current Police Behavior was Predicted by “Ridiculous Satire”

October 7, 2016 Kelly W. Patterson 1744 Views Accountability, assault, audacity, barking out insane commands, Brutality, Civil rights, Colton Dunn, cop block, Cop v. Black Guy, copblock.org, Corruption, Dejuan Yourse, Dishonesty, double-standards, eating ice cream while black, elaborate scheme, EURweb.com, excessive force, ferguson, Filming police, freedom, front stoop, funny or die, Greensboro, Greensboro Police Department, Harassment, Ice Cream, innocent non-threatening man, innocently eating ice cream, kelly patterson, Key And Peele, Lesser of Two Evils, Missouri, MO, NC, no victim no crime, North Carolina, not the onion, Officer Jackson, Officer Travis Cole, outrageously ridiculous scenario, Phil Augusta Jackson, police, police abuse, police accountability, Police brutality, Police State, policing disparities in black neighborhoods, rights, Satire, sitting on his own porch, stormtroopers, Surveillance, swat, tackled punched handcuffed and kidnapped, the onion, video

It’s been a while since it was easy to tell the difference between actual politics and an Onion article, but

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Police Jet-Packs Are Here And Crocodiles Could Guard Drug Inmates

November 10, 2015November 10, 2015 Asa J 1089 Views ballistic parachute, Budi Waseso, chief executive Peter Coker, Civil Defense department in Dubai, copblock, copblock.org, crocodile prison guards, crocodiles, death by firing squad, death penalty for drug possession, death row drug convicts, draconian drug laws, Drug war, Dubai, first responders, Indonesia, James Bond, jet-pack, Jet-packs, Martin Aircraft, Minority Report, new zealand, no victim no crime, not the onion, Peter Coker, Police State, police to get jet-packs, Slamet Pribadi, tactical aircraft

No, its not Minority Report or a James Bond movie. It’s real life. Jet-packs designed for police are here –

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